Egg

The Egg is a small chicken egg. It has a unique ability to speak to people telepathically, although, the only thing it can relay is an annoying squeak. They are annoying, and never seem to hatch. They can be silenced by "shooshing" them, although this silence tends to only last for 30 seconds maximum.

Personality
Eggs are docile and harmless. The only thing they seem to do is squeak and cause minor annoyance.

Abilities
Telepathic communication

Appearences
The egg first appears in the video "Egg Film," in which a random Cheaple is cooking breakfast. He maneuvers his way to the table where an egg rests in an egg cup. As Cheaple reaches for it, however, the egg gets launched out of the kitchen window, and a psychedelic scene plays out until the egg reaches the ground and shatters. This egg is implied to be replaced after the Cheaple visits "Newegg."

In "Contentizer," a portion of the sequence from "Egg Film" plays repeatedly for a few seconds.

In the video "Good Egg," an egg (in the same kitchen setting as "Egg Film") is sitting alone on a table. After a few seconds of silence, the egg utteres its trademark squeak, which gets the attention of Cheaple, subsequently telling the egg to "sssh!" In "Bad Egg," (which was uploaded at the same time as "Good Egg") the egg does the same squeak as in the previous video, only this time, the video cuts to live video of Jerry screaming "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" followed by other loud noises.